Inside the mind of a gov'ment bueaurcrat.: Archive

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Apr 13th

Guess I'm not a rude boy...

So I was almost in a fight this weekend. Very exciting! So my two friends were sitting outside smoking their cigarillo while I was inside being molested by a 40 year old. The dude was very forceful and had biceps the size of my head. He was biting at my neck like he was R. Pat and I was NOT having that. So we messed around for ten minutes then I had to run. So I get outside and see my...

Mar 15th

Mar 5th

Is that mean...

So I am beginning to think that it was a VERY bad idea to give Tom my email address. I have received a total of eight emails in the past three days; all of them dealing with space, or air travel, or some other thing that I’m not really interested in. On Monday, the theme was space; some planet called X (not named after Malcolm) that’s suppose to come within the earth’s orbit...

Mar 5th

Mar 1st

I hope I have more chats like that...

So as I type this, I am actively perusing the wildly entertaining site known as Chat Roulette. I advise any and every person with or without a web cam to try out the site. It is LOADS of fun. I’ve had many emotions while using it. I started out just playing the game “Will I see Weiner”. The premise of the game is to guess how many times you will click the next button until you...

Mar 1st

Idk...

So it’s been five days since “The Breakup”. We broke up because of religious differences. Isn’t that ironic…not really. Any way, he would always make comments wishing someone would get into a car accident with him so he could collect the insurance and get a new car. Yeah, he was one of those recessionista bastards. Well, on Friday I told him that he should really stop...

Feb 25th

“No longer will I be apart of the militia. They make words into the brand that...”

Feb 9th

A day in the life...

of me! Taken from my “Wanted” list: [Places to visit] Hill country on 26th btw Broadway & 6th Green Cafe W. 44th btw 5th & Madison Zabry in Jackson, MS [Music to download] OG foo fighters [Dogs I want] French bulldog Lab retriever Mini poodle [Children’s name - all last names Chaney (maybe hyphenated)] Bennett Florian Edward Earl (Ed Earl) Camden Paris ...

Feb 8th

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Someone call the Wambulance...

From March 10th, 2009 I didn’t get into Cornell Grad school. That sucks! I kind of had a feeling I wouldn’t get in, especially after my abysmal performance on the GRE. I thought I could handle not getting in; I was gonna take it as a blessing from God allowing me to focus on some other aspect of my professional career. However I couldn’t help but feel like a child: sad, angry,...

Feb 5th

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Thank God this is becoming easier...

From January 20th, 2009 I just finished reading my mother’s anti-homo “propaganda”. To be honest, I’m a little beat thinking about a personal battle with sin and earthly happiness. Life gets very stressful when you have to over-analyze your every action for fear you may hurt your image, someone else’s reputation, or your conditioned beliefs about God’s...

Feb 3rd

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It's been a while...

From November 1st, 2008 I hate to admit it, but I think that I’m living up to the expectations of the SATs and generalizations of black students in prestigious universities. A laizze-fare attitude and a contempt for conformity, concepts that I try to live my life by, have put me in a situation of mediocrity when it comes to my professional life. How can I obtain accolades and positions of...

Feb 2nd

Dec 3rd

I'm so dope...

Here are more missed connections I thought were funny: (w4w) Subj: Gorgeous Gas Station Gal Hi, I looked at you from across the gas pump. It reeked of gas. You reeked of gay. I hope I never reek of gay. I wouldn’t mind reeking of money, wine, grease; never anything that could also be described as a mixture of shit and astrolube. You: Nigerian Me: Dumpley The first time you wrote to...

Sep 8th

Tigermart panties...

I think I’m gonna start posting some of the unique missed connections I find on here. That way I’ll always remember them. Here’s the first one: Subj: tigermart panties Thank you very much to the lady at the tigermart on 183 for the show. I really enjoyed watching you fill your tank in a short skirt, with your white lace panties, in the rain. It made my night! I know...

Sep 6th

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Jun 26th

The Dirt →

Here’s a neat website for those ecologically minded.

Jun 22nd

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Jun 10th

Suburban House at the Biennale →

Sometimes art can be funny, expensive, and disastrous.

Jun 10th

May 31st

May 29th

Come on Republicans... Si se puede!!

I feel a little sad for white men. I just heard four more white male famous figures call Judge Sonia Sotomayor a bigot and a racist; and with definitive zeal. I think maybe they’ve been on the defensive for the past 25 to 30 years since minority and women have forced them to tolerate, accept, and cooperate with them. Now they’re just getting defensive since they see their power...

May 28th

Watch

I could have been worse, so accept and enjoy.

May 15th

Watch

Look out, cuz I bringing the heat! Hope I catch some peeps on my cam.

May 15th

Yay Me!!!

I should really quit bitching, but I can’t help it. I woke up today exactly when I was suppose to get off of work. I was witness to an orgy. I wasn’t invited. I still managed to lose my underwear and socks despite not being apart of the orgy. I also missed an awesome FREE breakfast. Today is the last day to apply for jobs before I settle and I’m heading to tan on a quad instead....

May 15th

Life imitates art. Art imitates life. I just want...

May 11th

May 5th

Oh well, on to sporcle...

So I have just finished a 2 mile jog through Cornell’s majestic Ithaca Campus at night. Oh what a glorious feeling to be so close to finishing my undergraduate education. I wish I could end it on a more glorious note, however. While the pressures of not having adequate employment and schools asking for their money back depress me very much, I still remain strong. I know that eventually, God...

May 5th

Texts from last night →

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Apr 29th

Apr 28th

Would you vote for me?

So I was totally freaked out today. I think America’s reign as the World’s superpower has come to an end… and that scares me. What does that mean for the average citizen and who becomes the next superpower? If America’s course is to follow the Chinese, it would mean that our level of wealth will diminish greatly. After centuries of trading with Europe, the Chinese people...

Apr 28th

Apr 27th

It can only get better from here...

So I got back from Montreal the other day. Not the best of North American cities, but decent. One thing I dislike about Canada is that they are always comparing themselves to the rest of North America. In my mind, that shows a real testatment to their lack of… idk, things to brag about. Here in America, we tend to only compare things to the rest of America. It’s because we’re so...

Apr 27th

One of my fav things! →

If you like glamed up, high fashion pictures with slightly more average looking models (but not like American Apparel), then check out this site. It’s Fantastic Mag; an online magazine dedicated to the fantastic.

Apr 23rd

Gotta go get the laundry...

I’m watching the Tellie online. Hollyoaks, As the World Turns, Greek; I’ve been watching these shows all day. I’m still bored. I should be getting ready for a trip tomorrow, but the laundry’s taking too long…. I hate routines. Wake up, pop in the Ipod, go for a run, clean yourself, go to class, text through class, pretend to pay attention, eat, socialize, pretend to...

Apr 23rd

This is my inspiration for this weekend.

Apr 21st

Now I'm hungry...

I sat outside in the sun today. It was nice. I enjoyed it until some wierd meditation group laid down behind me and starting playing this wierd satanic “calm-you-down” ish. Now I’m hungry…

Apr 21st